Large, Medium, and Hey! Where's the Small?

Ok, so Like any lonely bachelor lounging in his apartment, I wonder to myself just what should I do for dinner tonight, and damnit, well I feel like being a lazy bum, so I surf on over to the dominos web site to see the menu. Now first off, I have been eating pretty lousy lately, being broke and working on night shoots for a film lends to a not so healthy diet, but being back on a day schedule, so I want something a little healthy, and well damn, they have salads!, ok, so I'm getting a salad, and so I shouldn't get a large, I'm no pig or anything, so a small would probably work great... WTF! ONLY MEDIUM AND LARGE!?!?!?! talk about American Supersizing everything. What kind of gluttonous schmucks Have we become... Damn, Guess I'll just get the large.